Skip to content
November 18, 2010 / the s.a. project

CRAP Critique for Dummies

“…. enjoy your ready-made Critical Response to the Art Product (or CRAP). Now you can produce CRAP critiques as easily and fluently as anyone in your MFA program!”

Look what I found online!

The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator

Click away for some much needed art humor.

This is what the webpage says:

Salvation is here!
Feeling inarticulate? Critically gauche? Or just verbally impotent?
We here at Pixmaven have developed The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator so you need never again feel at a loss for pithy commentary or savvy “insights.” With this device you can speak about Art with both authority and confidence. Use this marvellous tool to amaze and confound friends and colleagues. Don’t miss this opportunity to menace and dumbfound professors and artists emeriti!

example 44168I agree/disagree with some of the things that have just been said, but the reductive quality of the sexual signifier visually and conceptually activates the substructure of critical thinking.

Now everyone can be an art critic. well everyone who was left anyway.

So let’s see who thinks our art critics talk like this!

happy holidays and eid mubarak!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: